What movies have not aged well?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?
From Russia With Love
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Is heroin really as good as people say it is?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”